Paintball Sunday!

I went and played paintball with Chris and some of my coworkers in San Jose yesterday. It was my first time playing paintball and so my friends were talking smack to me about how I was gonna get shot at and blah blah blah.

Little did they know, I knew I could apply the same skills that I had acquired from my Quake days. I was quite sure that I wouldn't get shot at at all.

So how well or poorly did I do? Just look at this picture. As you can see, everyone else had paint all over their shirts and pants. As for me, well, it looked almost as if I didn't get shot at all!



How did I do it? Here's how. During each game, I would hide behind the closest bunker I could find. Safely camping behind the trusty barrel, I commanded my teammates to charge at the enemies by yelling "GO GO GO! MOVE IT MOVE IT!" I would tell my team that I would cover them by shooting at the enemies while they charged, but being the cheapass I am, I chose to do nothing and not waste my paintballs.

All in all, it was a fun and inexpensive trip, since I didn't need to refill on paintballs at all.