Ahhh.. what a nice way to start the week

Hmmmm.... I'm on my second redbull and vodka right now... This is what happens when you start living on your own.

It's been rainy and windy here today. My cubemate is from Seattle, Washington, and he's getting pretty freaked out that people in california are so sensitive to rain. Today, he's like, "I just got a text message from the shuttle service saying that the shuttle would be delayed due to WEATHER. What's wrong with the people here!" He went on and said "Yesterday I went to a grocery store to buy a bottle of gatorade, the cashier was like, man, it's been pretty chilly here huh?" And it finally got him when our company's 5k Mardi Gras run that's supposed to happen was postponed because of the rain. At that point, he picked up the phone, called his best friend up in Seattle, and started telling her that Californians are FREAKS.

What are you talking about! Rain is evil. California does not deserve any bad weather. Period!

/me goes back to drink some more.

Google Page Creator Launched

Google Page Creator was launched today. To celebrate this, I went and created my own highly awesome webpage. Check it out!

It's a beautiful day!

The sun is finally back out! With the warm weather, beautiful green mountains, and the birds chirping that's going on outside, it's time for me to hit the gym and run on the treadmill!

This student is so screwed...

Just watch it. Apparently this professor from Berkeley had his laptop stolen by a student right before an exam.

Dude, where's the bus?

US olympic skater Johnny Weir said that he didn't win the skating competition because he missed the bus:

"I got here at around 20 (minutes) after nine and that didn't leave me much time. I mean I have to squeeze myself into a sausage (suit)," he said."

What the hell is a sausage suit! It sounds like an amazingly cool costume and everything, but do you really need 40 minutes to to wear your sausage suit?? Searching for "sausage suit" on Google Image yeilded this:

Michelle, please don't withdraw!

This is major drama. Michelle Kwan has withdrawn from the olympics! Please don't quit. I'm one year older than you, and I haven't quit drinking because of any personal injuries. Similarly, you shouldn't quit either just because you had suffered a severe groin injury during your practice.

Again, please don't quit. If you quit, I'm going to stop watching the winter olympics this year, which means NBC will get poor ratings, which means NBC will go bankrupt, which means a lot of people at NBC will get laid off, which means a lot of people won't be able to afford their mortgages and so on.

Anyway, you get the idea. For better or worse, you owe us all to at least go and give it a shot.

Ok, maybe I'm just being unreasonable for saying all of this, so please don't send people to break my knees because of this.

How much is my house worth?

$0 according to www.zillow.com.

I'm very sad now.

How much is yours worth?

How asian guys can get white girls

Every time I go clubbing with Christophe, tens and hundreds of asian women would be all over Christophe.

I asked him how he did it, he would always come back with "I don't know."

So I've always wondered why it isn't very common for white girls to date asian guys. Luckily, I have found this video which explains it all.

It's Superbowl sunday!

...and I'm not really looking forward to it.

Two years ago I had the dramatic experience of seeing Janet Jackson's right breast during the after time performance.



This year's superbowl they are having Rolling stones perform during the half time. I don't think I want to see saggy breasts once again.

I'm outtie!

This is a historical moment. I'm blogging at 4:46 in the morning!

Why am I up so early? I'm about to head out for the company ski trip! I'm so tired though. Hopefully I'll be able to fall asleep on the shuttle to Squaw Valley.

I'll be back tomorrow night. I will try to blog again then iff I'm not super exhausted.

Bye!