Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Xooglers!

If you are bored at home and you are up for some fascinating read, check out Xooglers.

Xooglers is written by Doug Edwards, an ex-Googler who was the Director of Consumer Marketing and Brand Management at Google during 1999-2005. Doug's writing is unbelievably addictive as he started to reminisce about his experiences at Google.

Although I've only been at Google for less than a year, a lot of the stories that he has written so far truly resemble Google's culture today. I think many readers who don't work at Google will find his site very entertaining as well.

Here's a snipplet from one of his entries where he recounts his job interview with Google's co-founder Sergey Brin:

When Sergey showed up, . . . he was wearing gym shorts, a tee shirt and inline skates. He had obviously been playing hard. I'd known better than to wear a tie, but he took office casual to a new level. I sat back and began toying with one of the rubber balls, feeling so relaxed that I accidentally removed its stopper, causing half the air inside to rush out with a hiss. Sergey seemed to find that amusing. He quickly pored over my resume, and began peppering me with questions. "What kind of marketing did you do that was most effective?" "What metrics did you use to measure it?" "What types of viral marketing did you do?" "What was your GPA?" I was doing fine until that last one. I just looked at him.

"My GPA?" I asked. I hadn't thought about my GPA since the day they handed me my diploma in 1981. And given that Brown allowed me to take as many classes as I wanted with a pass/fail option, I'm not sure I ever knew what my GPA was. . . .But that was not Sergey's hard question. He saved that for last.

I'm going to give you five minutes," he told me. "When I come back, I want you to explain to me something complicated that I don't already know." He then rolled out of the room toward the snack area. . . . I found out later that he asked almost everyone to do this, so if a candidate wasn't hired, at least it wasn't a total waste of his time.

Do You Know Me?

Please leave a one-word comment that you think best describes me.

It can only be one word.
No more.

Then copy & paste this in your journal so that other people may leave a word about you.

UPDATE: Keep the insults coming!! It goes to show how many people I offend each year!

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Poodle Fitness

Someone sent me this video today. I'm so gonna have nightmares tonight...

Monday, November 28, 2005

Possibly Sick

For some reason I get sick every year around this time.

I got up this morning with a sore throat. I immediately knew it was Andy who gave me the cold since I had dinner with him on Sunday night.

Trying to get myself in better shape, I decided to make "jook" (congee) for dinner tonight.

I spent about 2 hours making this awesome chicken jook and I didn't finish making it until 9:30pm. The jook tasted a little blend, so I decided to add some salt to it. Being such a cooking newbie, I added a spoonful of salt into it. Yes it got really salty, but I ate it anyway since I was so hungry.

I'm paying for it right now. I've had five bottles of smart water so far and I'm still dying for more. Sigh.

I've lost my respect for Harry Potter

I knew there's a good reason why I decided not to read the books.

Pervert.

This Guy Has Got it All Wrong...

This might make people avoid having Thanksgiving dinner altogether in the future...

Man beat family to death on Thanksgiving

Sunday, November 27, 2005

Arrgh.. False Alarm

Debbie and Jon were here chilling at my condo tonight until the fire alarm at the entire complex began to go off at 1:45am this morning.

We calmly and carefully placed the dreyer's ice cream back into the freezer and proceeded to follow the EXIT signs to get down to the courtyard of the complex.

Most of the residents that were gathered in the courtyard were quite worried and were wondering where the fire was. As for me, I was more concerned about the poor ice cream that we had left behind.

Five minutes went by and the firefighters had finally arrived. Some dude who was standing next to me suddenly started pointing at the far end corner of the complex, saying that he could see smoke coming out. I, too, saw smoke coming out from there, but I could not see anything being set on fire. Some lady proceeded to claim that she could smell something burning. Uhm, yeah right.

So being a disbeliever, Debbie, Jon and I decided to walk around the complex to see if there was really something burning from where we had seen the smoke come out from. When we got there, there were like two firetrucks with their engines still running. Aha! the smoke was coming out of their exhaust pipes you idiots!

For the next 10 minutes though, the alarm was still going on and it was really pretty annoying. I escorted Debbie and John to leave because it really didn't make sense for them to stick around. As for me, well, I got a little bit too cold and so I decided to go back into my unit to grab a jacket real quick.

By the time I got back into my unit, the alarm had stopped! I was like damn! All that hard work going back up for nothing! Oh well, at least I probably won the "first idiot to get back into the condo units when the alarm was turned off" award.

Saturday, November 26, 2005

New Title, New Logo, New Layout...

I got bored last night and decided to give this site a brand new look. Since Ray (*ahem*) refused to help me design a new logo with his mad photoshop skills, I had to create my very own logo by using photoshop for the first time.

Let me know what you guys think of the new look. I got really bored with the blue from the last layout.

Friday, November 25, 2005

I'm an excellent shopper

I went shopping today with the goal of buying a couch, a tv stand, and a coffee table. After six hours of intense shopping, I came home with the following:
  • Bath Mat
  • Scented Oil
  • Toaster Oven
  • Swifter
Blah. So much for spending half an hour finding parking at the mall!

Thursday, November 24, 2005

Thanksgiving Doodles

Google's:



Yahoo's



Ask Jeeve's



Sigh... If I were to draw a Doodle for thanksgiving, I would simply have the site return a static image that says "Sorry. We are closed today for Thanksgiving. Please come back tomorrow"

Happy Thanksgiving

For the first time in my professional career I am having both Thursday and Friday off for Thanksgiving.

Thanksgiving is a time for people to be thankful for certain thngs that are important to their lives.

So I am thankful for Wednesday night, Thursday night, Friday night and Saturday night - all nights that I'll be drinking heavily with no next-morning repercussions.

Ok ok I'm kidding! I'm not really a heavy drinker. Plus, I need to do some major shopping at 5am on Friday. I'm still hunting for a couch, a tv stand, and a coffee table. If you know of any good deals, please let me know!

Monday, November 21, 2005

Gotta Listen to Usher

Usher offers dating tips in Time magazine

"Women love compliments. Talk to her. Buy her a drink. Make her laugh."

Gee, thanks.

What he forgot to mention was: if at all possible, try to be a famous singer, and a millionaire too.

Paintball Sunday!

I went and played paintball with Chris and some of my coworkers in San Jose yesterday. It was my first time playing paintball and so my friends were talking smack to me about how I was gonna get shot at and blah blah blah.

Little did they know, I knew I could apply the same skills that I had acquired from my Quake days. I was quite sure that I wouldn't get shot at at all.

So how well or poorly did I do? Just look at this picture. As you can see, everyone else had paint all over their shirts and pants. As for me, well, it looked almost as if I didn't get shot at all!



How did I do it? Here's how. During each game, I would hide behind the closest bunker I could find. Safely camping behind the trusty barrel, I commanded my teammates to charge at the enemies by yelling "GO GO GO! MOVE IT MOVE IT!" I would tell my team that I would cover them by shooting at the enemies while they charged, but being the cheapass I am, I chose to do nothing and not waste my paintballs.

All in all, it was a fun and inexpensive trip, since I didn't need to refill on paintballs at all.

Friday, November 18, 2005

What is wrong with these ice skaters?


This US ice skating champion dude named Johnny Weir is performing with the song "Unchained Melody" on the Today Show right now.

What the hell? Doesn't he realize that the song is totally out of date, and that chicks who dig guys will actually think that you're a llama?

If I were a top skater and was told to perform on the Today show, without hesitation I would pick the song "In Da Club" by 50 cent.

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

All your base are belong to us!

We have announced today that we are officially launching the Beta version of Google Base. This was one of the projects that I was involved in launching. I'm oso happy that this puppy has launched!

Go check it out!

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Carbing up for Turkey Trot



We're having an annual event called Turkey Trot here at Google tomorrow. It is basically a fund raising 5k running event which starts from Googleplex and loops around Charleston Park.

To sign up for this event, one needs to pay either $10 straight up or bring five cans of food for donation.

Not wanting to spend $10 to run, I went to Safeway tonight and paid $8.99 for 12 cans of Heiniken. Then I proceeded to fill my body up with carbohydrate in preparation for the long run tomorrow by drinking seven cans them. The leftovers will be donated to the event.

Sunday, November 13, 2005

How do you...

make your home smell like the Spa? You know, if you've ever entered a Spa resort before, you can immediately smell this nice, refreshing scent. I'm trying to make my new place smell like it, but I really can't figure out what and where I could get something that would make it smell like that. I thought about illuminations, but I don't think burning candles all over the place is the safest thing to do. Plus, I'm not sure if they have got the right product for that smell anyway.

Do you think spa resorts in general smell like that because the massage lotions that they use smell like that, or do they spray additional things in the air??

While I was searching for a good spa picture online for this post, I found one of those "who the hell are you??" pictures. Check out that guy in the background!

Friday, November 11, 2005

Pimp of the year - Shinji Saito


Shinji: yo yo
Random hot chick: hello!
Shinji: yo yo!
Random hot chick: what??
Shinji: watch this!
Random hot chick: OMG you're so hot.

You guessed it... It's another work-from-home Friday...NOT!

For some reason I don't have to urge to work from home today, but I am stuck at home until the plummer get outta here.

I was an early bird today and woke up at 8am because the plummer was supposed to show up to fix the toilet in my bathroom. Somehow has not flushed very well ever since I moved down here. When I turn on the water in the bathtub that's next to the toilet, the toilet would start bubbling!! Cool, huh?

So the plummer came in, tried out a few cases that I had suggested to him, and he started laughing!!! WTF? He's like, "I've never seen anything like this before.. This is bizarre!"

Uhmm.. so do you know what you are doing???

I decided to leave him alone in the bathroom to let him do its thing awhile I go and make myself a cup of coffee. Two minutes went by and I heard the sound of someone sawing something! I ran into the bathroom and it appeared that he had begun to open up a hole in the wall. Dude, are you sure you're a plummer?

Needless to say, I am quite concerned about what he is doing. Does he know of some hidden jeweleries that are hiding behind the wall that I don't know of?

Then, I started watching the Today Show on NBC in my living room. I guess they're featuring some traveling around the world week where Matt, the host of the Today show, goes to these different countries and talks about how nice it is at so and so country. Today, he's at some town in Croatia, and when he was about to wrap up his segment, he said, "Well, I have got a plane to crash, cya all later!" All the other hosts that were in the studio went "Nooo!!!!!!!!" It was quite amusing. That pretty much made my Friday.


I hope all you have an adventurous Friday like mine that's filled with someone cutting up a hole at your place and a TV host crashing a plane.

Thursday, November 10, 2005

I'm moved in!

Many of you have asked why I haven't been updating my blog. Well duh! I spent pretty much the entire week moving my furnitures into my new place. I was living at the new place without TV and DSL for awhile, and hence I couldn't really find time to update this blog.

Moving to a new place is such a pain in the butt. Luckily Rico and Christophe "volunteered" to help and I got to stand right next to them and direct the traffic while the two of them carry the heavy stuff from my house into the new condo.

Painting was kinda fun and painful at the same time. I walked in to work yesterday with paint on my elbows and my knees... very cool! I think some people thought I was a construction worker or something.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Oso romantic

Someone at work sent this out:

Sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
******
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.
******
Kind, intelligent, loving, and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
******
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
******
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes;
Damn, I'm good at telling lies.
******
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife;
Marrying you screwed up my life.
******
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
******
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
******
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell."
******
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime

Thursday, November 03, 2005