Oso romantic

Someone at work sent this out:

Sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
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Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.
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Kind, intelligent, loving, and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
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I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes;
Damn, I'm good at telling lies.
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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife;
Marrying you screwed up my life.
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I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
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My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
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My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell."
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What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime