I am talented and I didn't even know it

I was once told that I would talk and sleepwalk in my dreams. I thought that was BS until I did a search for my own name on Google, where I found out how much more I have accomplished in life than being just an ordinary engineer.

Besides being an Engineer in the Bay area, here are my other professions:

• Art Director
• Adult Film Director
• Top Badminton player at Harvard
• A Quake player with a really sweaty lookin' face
• A destroyer
• Someone who can magically speak a foreign language