Once upon a time there was a gullible late bloomer named Janice. At age 22, she decided to take on the habit of drinking.
In order to prove her drinking prowess, she appeared at Sino restaurant in Santana Row for happy hour with her coworkers and friends, routinely drinking a long island, a mojito, and a shot of patron.
In less than five minutes, Janice got drunk, threw up 20 times at the venue (with and without covering her mouth with a napkin), and then passed out.
End of story.
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