Election Day

Today's mid term election has gotta be one of the most important ones in recent decades. The war in Iraq, government corruption and the lack of a healthy economy have finally agitated us lazy Americans to fight back today.

I am personally quite sick of all the political commercials that have been playing over and over on TV. I am particularly annoyed by the way Phil Angelides tries to win voters over by constantly attacking our current California governor instead of telling us what he would do should he be elected. I mean, if I were running for governor, all I would just say would be something like...

I will stay the course. We have a plan for victory. I am the Decider. It's hard work. My job is to do my job. It's hard work.