Sunday, January 08, 2006

Searching for "Unfortunately, [your name here]" on Google

This is pretty amusing.

Unfortunately, Patrick has been unable to work full-time since September 2002. He has lived with fibromyalgia, a chroic auto-immune disease that causes muscle pain and fatigue, for several years.

Unfortunately, Patrick's father eventually finds the farting so unbearable that he gives up and leaves the family.

Unfortunately, Patrick's not exactly the brightest starfish in the sea (if you catch our drift), and he usually ends up helping SpongeBob into a heap of trouble. Even their simplest plans end in disaster. But for better or worse, Patrick will always be SpongeBob's loyal buddy.

2 comments:

Emma said...

I just tried it, and up comes a link to a site comparing social significance in Jane Austen's Emma and Clueless the movie. Unfortunately, Emma has been busted by the firewall for trying to cheat:

Your request, epuddico was denied because of its content categorization: "School Cheating Information"

Anonymous said...

oh shit... hahahahahaaha!!


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