Saturday, April 16, 2005

Before you decide to kill your wife...

Let's look at some of the recent high-profile cases as a barometer:

OJ Simpson - not guilty
Scott Peterson - guilty
Robert Blake - not guilty

This tells you that 66% of the time, it is a good idea to kill your wife, if you're rich.

But if you are still really pissed at your wife but you are not fortunate enough to assemble a legal dream team, go here and let them talk your way out of it.

2 comments:

Rico said...

You're thinking about these things and you're not even hitched. I feel sorry for your future wife. Hahaha..j/k

Andrew said...

For those of you ladies out there dating / thinking of marriage with patty, who find that this mentality is just too much for you to handle... look no further as I'm the spitting image of Pat. We are attached at the hip afterall...